I have never finished A Heartbreaking Work. I tried three times. I figure if the third time wasn't the charm, it wasn't meant to be. Actually, I may have finished it the third time but forgot about it. That speaks for itself.

No, you're definitely not alone. One of the most overrated writers of his generation.

I was at Target yesterday and they had put a bunch of different tasty wines on clearance that'd I'd wanted to try anyway, plus they have the Buy 6 (or more) and Get 10% Off deal, so I bought 10 bottles. Thought nothing of it until I got to check out and the lady says, "Wow! This is A LOT of wine. You must be having a…

HOLY SHIT. those credits always force me to remind myself that i am an adult and it is not acceptable to pee my pants. also i threatened to break up with my manfriend once because he set the theme song as his alarm and i woke up with the most terror in my heart WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Spiky high heels and miniskirts, but not, like slutty high heels and miniskirts. Just average high heels and miniskirts.

I would not date him in a box, I would not date him as a fox.

Black women: This is one less dumbass man we have to deal with! He's doing us a HUGE favor! *victory dance*

I still don't buy he "accidentally" gave up his parental rights. I think he had no problem giving them up and refusing to pay child support when he thought his ex was going to be a single parent to their child. When he found out their child was put up for adoption, THEN he wanted her back. He stated multiple times…

Hilarious or written with a straight face by Teresa?

"It has utility", "I need it!", "It's a classic, I'll wear it forever".
You're stealing all of my justifications and I love it.

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

So, basically he has a lot of stripper girlfriends on the side and his wife has not really figured it out yet? Got it.