In response the the skepticism about “furniture haunting,” I beg to differ. Even if this story was bogus, I’ve always been wary of antiques without provenance, in particular an elaborately finished mahogany bed my folks got in an auction in the 70's. One night in that thing and I was DONE. Having said that, I have…

Yeah, I’m bummed that this one was so obviously fiction and still won. I couldn’t vote for that one. It was well written, but obviously didn’t really happen. I want real unexplained occurences, not creepypasta.

“We didn’t have an armoire.”

I believe I saw the trailer and promptly forgot it.
On the other hand I finally watched Spy on HBO this weekend. Wow what a great film, I laughed my butt off. Melissa McCarthy & Paul Feige knocked it out of the park.

Two days of interviews this week with a new firm that I want to work for. Two days of bleeding through my clothing. Luckily I knew there was that potential, so I wore dark clothing, but goddammit if it wasn’t the worst. Also, luckily, the chair I was sitting in was black as well.

I frequently bled through my clothes in high school. It was mortifying! I had several dedicated flannel shirts for tying around my waist, dark jeans, and always checked my seat when I got up (yes, it was that bad). If a male teacher had said anything to me I would have burst into tears, and then flames, and then died.…

I was OBSESSED with Sex and the City when I was 20-21 and living by myself for the first time. I’m 26 now, and have finished two degrees, traveled extensively, and moved across the country. While I was getting settled in to my new place, I wanted to rewatch the show (I haven’t watched in quite awhile). I was surprised…

I bought the box set in college when it first came out, but I watch it now and it’s like.... “eeeesh.”

There was one comment by Hillary at the Catholic roast thing that I’d love to see a ruling on. She pointed out Bloomberg sitting in the room and said “It’s a shame he’s not speaking tonight. I’m curious to hear what a billionaire has to say.”

Whoa.......oh yeah, that’s shade.

This is America’s Shade Queen, don’t ever forget it.

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

But was the Planned Parenthood pink dress Clinton wore at the Catholic dinner shade? I like to think it is.

Susan Gurney is clearly an ignorant self-hater. Women experience cognitive decline after 55, but magical men don’t? Makes sense, so let’s put a man who is 2 years older than the woman running) in office. And the thing about the way they speak? Whaaaat? She hears rationality, intelligence, and coherence when Trump…

Yes, because Barb is all of us. And we are glad that she is alive and having a good, albeit spooked, life. Barb is the chubby, sensible highschooler in all of us, who did our homework, followed the rules, treated others with respect. The overachiever who didn’t get invited to the cool kids parties. The nerdy girl who…

When I was about 22 ish (back when the Loch Ness monster was just a tadpole) a 60ish man put his hand down my skirt and squeezed my ass at a charity function. My then boyfriend tried to make me tell someone, but all I wanted to do was leave.

Say what you will- this latest scary clown craze definitely beats out planking and the Macarena.

Also, puts paid the notion that he was merely being polite. He’s now a liability for whomever employs him in future because he has a documented history of making female colleagues and clients uncomfortable by sexualizing and demeaning them and asking them to physically touch other dudes for kicks. This is delicious.