Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?
ToriL.Ridgewood
ToriL.Ridgewood
Dude, if I were the poor sister I would tell bride sister to absolutely take rich sister’s money. Then we could split the cash to go do something awesome just the two of us. And if we’re feeling bitchy we could plaster pics all over Facebook of our great time together. We could even tag mean sister like, “Without Mary…
Nonsense! There should be no problem raising this long lost ship.
I would pay actual dollars to see Trump swing a hammer or clear brush. By himself, not ordering someone else to do it.
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What does it feel like to have your lifelong dream dashed in an instant? How would you react?
Yes! That video of Phelps scowling was deemed hilarious but when gabby doesn’t smile on cue it’s not okay?
My friends have all decided to preemptively kill me in the event of some society-ending nuclear attack because they know I will sell them out to the first group of roving cannibals that inevitably appears.
And if you do die of radiation poisoning, you’d better hope it’s because you’re one of the people close enough to a detonation that you get a massive amount of neutrons and gamma rays; aside from some vomiting early on, you’d pretty much feel fine and then drop dead in 12-24 hours. Note that NATO’s European war plan…
I can’t say I would want to live in a post-nuclear world. Sure, you might end up being Immortan Joe and having a pretty good time (for a while, at least) but you could end up being the guy in The Road (I know the cause was ambiguous but come on). Do I really want to take that risk? Probably not. Also I just read Voices…
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I spend most of my time thinking about one of two frightening things: how I could have had more fun in college, and…
Only the good guys had guns, so I’m sure she’s actually fine.
A woman is dead after being fatally shot during a live gun demonstration in Punta Gorda, Florida.
This is truly delightful. I love the amount of effort she put into everything (the coffee mug, for example).
Here is a good reminder that for every retrograde racist fucktoid on the internet, there is very likely a small…
Finish their business in the region and leave it a flaming wreck where not two stones stand upon each other, 80% of the population has perished, and not a single gold piece can be found within six miles.
Women of color are feminists and share when this happens, and some WWFs (woke white friends) do, too. That’s the basis for #sayhername. In the popular media, it’s all blonde, straight, middle-class, christian, white girls. In feminist social media, like twitter, etc, we get more representation of all kinds of women.
In the industry of internet writing, certain truths become doctrine: Anger is effective, outrage more so, and dead…
You just know that was written with a resigned but angry tone of voice. Most likely prefaced with “God damn it, again?”
There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”
I used to work with this little old Russian lady who had an interesting philosophy. To paraphrase, “Life is shit. Everything will probably go horribly wrong tomorrow. Have a good day.”
Every morning I’d ask her how she was, and she’d respond, “Feh! Life is shit. I am miserable. Everything hurts. It’s good to be alive!”