God, that last one is like a Monty Python sketch. It’s ex-ice cream! It’s ice cream pining for the fjords!

If it’s some sort of consolation, men are terrible at picking ANY cues. I’m a heterosexual guy. Once I got to pick my lesbian daughter from a LGBT nightclub. While I was waiting for her saying good bye to friends, a guy approached me and started to chit-chat. I thought not of it, and it was a pleasant talk. Then the…

Just yesterday, I was at the corner store buying my standard migraine hangover cure: giant ass Coke Zero and some salt-and-vinegar potato chips. I had messed up hair, sunglasses deployed, ratty-ass clothes, and Kid Electron in tow, because it’s just not a migraine hangover without a three-year-old asking for Skittles…

Yeah, if the stripes are annoying and distracting, they’re doing their job.

From a design standpoint, yeah, the stripes aren’t good-looking at all. That said, from a practical standpoint, they make perfect sense. Ghost busting is not always going to occur in optimal viewing conditions. You will want something that clearly marks that you are a human being in situations of poor visibility. And…

Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones spent Saturday dressed in their Ghostbusters costumes, visiting patients at the Floating Hospital for Children at Tufts Medical Center.

So it’s almost like... These fetal stems cells are helping to save lives... Like actual lives... Like actual, living, breathing, thinking, reasoning, emoting lives with histories and personalities and complexities.

I was thrilled when all signs of the nail polish had disappeared and was just starting to relax again, when I observed that, possibly because her earlier performance wasn’t quite revolting enough, she got to work on peeling sheets of skin of her sweaty body.

This is why I am displeased with summer fashions. Keep your gremlin toes away from the ground I walk on, pls

No doubt! The NRA are going to get a little squirmy to hear that a heroic serial-killer-killin’ deed was effected by the exact scenario that is always used to illustrate why most people shouldn’t have guns: Most of the time, the gun will get taken away from you and turned on you.

So I’m guessing Florida.

This post... this post, ... it had EVERYTHING!!!!