Dr. Franklin Storm: You are not invited.

I could much more easily see David Tennant as Reed really.

All I’m waiting for right now is when Marvel inevitably shows up and gets the rights back. I’m thinking for their Fantastic Four movie to have Brad Bird either write or direct, possibly both, with Matt Smith as a young Reed Richards.

But one Science study finds that these sweeping engineering projects aren’t long-term insurance.

Really? I didn’t even notice the product placement when I watched the movie. I guess partly because it doesn’t seem abnormal for Sears to be on Main St. in rural Kansas. I’ve definitely seem FAR more egregious samples of product placement, but not many quite as hilarious as the Cheerios placement in Superman: The…

I thought the priest was the same kid that had been wanting to fight Clark in the scene where Clark was on the ground next to a fence and squeezed the fence pole. There is no direct linkage saying this, but that’s how it came across to me. The kid who was a bully eventually changed his ways and became a priest. If…

I dunno, I thought the AS:2 itsy-bitsy spider scene was a perfect example of the ridiculous spiderman camp I love so much.

“No one would have believed in the early years of the 21st century that our world was being watched by intelligences greater than our own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns, they observed and studied, the way a man with a microscope might scrutinize the creatures that swarm and multiply in a…

Even if it’s not something like a crab, it’s fucking stupid that NASA just doesn’t even bother trying to get a better photo of something interesting on another planet. Instead we get, “ooooh look at these rocks that only geologists have any clue how they are different.” I get that space nerds are excited to just be on…

And... now we know where the Lost in Space spiders came from...

Ooooo, Dante’s Peak! How about Volcano after that? K-bar versus magma! Hahahaha!