Was it just me, or does it not sound that bad? She went flat for a bit on the big note towards the end, but otherwise I didn't think it was terrible.

Poster takeaway: Deadliest thing is something you probably can't even see: ticks.

Step 1: Watch every minute of footage of Steve Irwin you can find.

You just won the internet for today.

this is just reaffirming my desire to stay indoors.

Was I the only person that saw Ash immediately? Also, I really should get back to work.

Yeah but that doesn't work. Mythbusters said so. I read somewhere awhile back that you have a better chance of surviving a shark attack if you try to go for the eyes with your thumb. There is no way you'll be able to generate enough force underwater to punch a shark in the nose and have it even realize what you did.

It wasn't like a vagina-themed birthday party or anything, not like in the commercial. It was more...serious, but still joyful. The women who came all brought little gifts, though, with something significant about them, ranging from a chocolate bar to crystals (okay, my mom's friends are kind of new-agey), to my…

I was the same. I had to go to her because I had to ask for "stuff" but I was like "OMG I'm about to tell you this now but please please please don't make a big deal and just give me some pads and we'll just get on with our lives". I was terrified she'd be all "YOU"RE A WOMAN NOW!" because I just wanted some pads and…

This...was...hilarious! Especially as someone who DID have a "becoming a woman" party ^_^ (done with my full knowledge and consent of course, and we only had women come. Incidentally, my mom is awesome).

She's not necessarily commando though. She could be wearing this underneath