You could beat the game without learning the Shinespark or the wall jump too. One of the common situations in the game is entering a room that you can't leave with what you have when you enter, so you have to go forward to get the item that enables retreat. (The way out is through.) For those abilities, the areas…

If you can get Nexus it's an even better deal, because it includes Global Entry despite being cheaper than Global Entry, and also gives you fast entry in Canada.

You don't have to electrocute the water boss that way, although it is the easiest way.

I had never played Metroid when I first played Super Metroid, so I didn't get that you walked through old Tourian in that initial segment on the way to picking up the morph ball in the exact same place as in the first one.

Now I'm thinking of the Norfair music.

...vodka and tequila bars, a candy room, an 18-seat tiered screening room, a state-of-the-art kitchen and an exquisite 18-foot onyx dining room table for 24 that includes place settings by Roberto Cavalli at a cost of $3,700 each. Three high-definition 90-inch television screens bring panoramic views of Los Angeles…

On the plus side, the bro would be three feet higher up, so you wouldn't see the smirk. On the downside, the bro would be three feet higher up, so he wouldn't see you and would run over you.

I stopped playing when I realized the map wasn't randomized.

Sometimes he steals a princess, and sometimes he hangs out with your hovering lady friend.

3. Storage. I would prefer if this car fit into my garage. Since I have a single-car garage in a tight, compact, major city, the dimensions are somewhat restrictive: the garage opening is 92 inches wide and 83 inches high, while the garage itself is about 20 feet long (240 inches). For those of you in metric world,…

Jet Moto?

KOROffee?

Ah, Kei cars. Only a few years before I can bring a Cappuccino in.

If you're going to PAX, you can set up Rock Band in the arcade car and take over the Observation Car with tabletop games.

Absolutely private trains. I know the last time we had "no private planes," but private planes are so 20th century. If you have a private train, then damn, you've got a lot of money, and/or you are the Dear Leader of North Korea. You do you.

My cat has a permanent dry food bowl, but he gets wet food morning and night too (he's a Maine Coon, so being a big eater isn't surprising) and it seems like he just doesn't want to eat the dry food while I'm in the house.

I own a cat. This seems like a good reason not to buy an expensive mattress whose defining feature is an inflatable air bladder. Can someone assuage my concerns? Currently my mattress is a 9 year olf Ikea Sultan Forestad, for comparison.

"It's actually about in-game journalism ethics" had the smaller edit distance.

I don't think I played since becoming the Saoshryant as a Magyar.

I'm now imagining a Tundra with a bee costume saying, "I'm sick of shaking my booty for these fat jerks."