Torenko
Torenko
Torenko

Yes it does, in that world Mario is a Plumber, Doctor, Hero, Tennis Player, Golfer, Racer, Olympic Athlete, Theme Park Owner, Street Dancer, Baseball Player, Street Basketball player, Toy Maker, Deep sea Diver, Archaelogist, Chef, Time Traveler, Typing Instructor, Airplane Pilot, Boxing Referee, Construction Worker,

Man, still no mention that those finals were broadcasted live on ESPN2? It’s the first time ever on cable, a huge turning point for the FGC, and no one acknowledges it? Well fine:

Saw some of these matches live on the dos...I loved the back and forth with some going down to the wire! 1st evo I actully watched and can’t wait to see Tekken 7 matches!

Ugh, looks like there’s more to worry about if you read the stickied “clearing up confusion” thread on Steam.

If Blizzard was smart, they’d do a timeline split at the very start of WoW. WoW = one timeline, and a new WC4 being the other, considering the absolute shitshow that the WoW lore has become.

Still hoping for a Warcraft 4.... T_T

Yeah! I love it. I’m 100% OK with the FFVII remake feeling like a totally new game.

Additional thoughts:

It looks like a bunch of nitpicky gamergators got their panties in a bunch here

That concludes my weekend run. As a longtime reader, who’s admired the Kotaku staff from afar, I have a greater appreciation for what they do on a daily basis. Thank you so much to the readers for your opinions, praise, and respectful disagreements.

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At least their avatar will reflect their emotional maturity.