Very few games come with anything even resembling a manual anymore these days. I really really miss manuals. The one for Half-Life was awesome. I still have it.

@pseudorocket: Zoidberg isn't really that bright.

My ladyfriend is just beating Modern Warfare 2 and World at War over and over again till she gets better. Not surprisingly, it's working. She now goes positive every time she plays online.

@NotEuroTrash: #trollpatrol

OMG THIS GUY IS SO GOOD!!!!

@Kryptolojik: Alright, I finally have a chance to talk to someone. What possesses you to use all those letters back and forth from capital to lower case? I've never actually been able to ask someone.

@Curves: Depends on the lady...

Screw your fancy tools. Bobby pin and screw driver. The only tools you should need.

I did this to someone once. Exactly like that, I was eating chocolate and I "set it down." The kid who stole it was the worst food thief ever, without question. He would take food if you set it down to go get something out of your backpack. This kid's thievery bordered on a disorder. My friend and I hatched a plan…

So Raiden WAS a woman?

@Inkmonkey: Gatorade Rain was (is?) one of the many different Gatorade drinks.

@Taggart6: What game is that?

I use alcohol as a food-grade deodorizer. Excellent for getting the smell of mint, old coffee, or tea out of my thermos. Particularly out of the rubber ring.

@Lovebeast: I hate Halo, and the weapons used therein. I intentionally avoid the energy based weapons. Although you're right, in 500 years we probably will have come up with something better, it still feels too fake to me. I want the crack of the rifle and all that nonsense.

@Vidit: Would a full sized atlas of Florida have a florist/plumber in it?

I accidentally called my mother once....

@Denver: Perhaps a regular old gun with special mission-specific rounds?

The Jew has claws. Talons, if you will. My only response is to rage at my own lack thereof.

@25toLife: What a twist!