Really surprising that all of the votes for best jeans came from my Dad. Can’t wait until we pick our favorite sneakers and its just five different varieties of white New Balances.

Really surprising that all of the votes for best jeans came from my Dad. Can’t wait until we pick our favorite…

Except, it’s more like meeting up with some friends at an amusement park and they’re all riding the rides in the new section, and you have to ride all the old rides by yourself first.

You can call yourself a true gamer if your main tool is a deck of cards or a bag of dice.

Well, I can say pretty confidently that if you do have a sense of humor, you've apparently given it the day off today.

Over-offended much? I love Jon Stewart too, but the fact that he did a great interview on one day in 2008 doesn't invalidate the fact that his interviews with celebrities are by far the weakest part of the show. I'd much rather see him do one interview a week that he's fully prepared for and have him focus on the news…

Thank you for reminding me of Winter's Bone!!

Damn it! Now I can't unsee it!

I believe that's the joke.

More like Cutesats, amirite?

The fucked up thing about this is that I am seriously going to download the new internet explorer, regardless of how good it is, just to see what it's like because of this damn campaign.

You've been using it for FOUR YEARS? That's not something you just admit openly dude.

She's like that girl you're embarrased to admit to have dated long ago. Your friends mock you for it and you laugh along nervously coz deep inside you know that she was once your first love.

WHERES THE RULE 34

Can't wait until someone uses all this to make another Attack on Titan opening.

Awwww, he looks just like my Lady Astor.

Thank -God-. Thank safety equipment.
Fixed it.

Found it to be incredibly boring once the appeal of "OOH LIGHTSABERS" wore off, personally. Each to their own!

Very angry that my Google search for "Magnificent Asshole" led me to this.

If you're referring to me, you'll be happy to know that I hold degrees in Physics and Astronomy, have worked for a research institution for several years, and then worked at NIH, and while I'm not a medical doctor, I am more than familiar with the hard sciences and the kind of laboratory work required to a study of…

@KStrike155: That sounds like a pretty serious commitment. Are you sure that you want to be sure she is marriage material first? :-)