Don't worry. Nature's not gone screwy. He's just fattening him up.

Any word on the title? Something like Smurf 2: The Smurfing? Or Smurfs 2: True Blue?

Yeah, I'm sorry but if you save your car when it's frikkin on its side you can't beat that.

First hurricanes and now the moon??

"washing-machine-size probes" Holy sh*t that's where our missing socks went to!

That sounds like fun - sadly I'm not in NY until end of Jan.

Lol. I can’t keep it up any longer, I’m laughing my head off.

Yes! The army is ready for inspection! (though I suggest we put the Snuggles 1&2 on recon duty only).

Yes this is rather embarrassing for Blighty.

Thanks Robert. The article is pretty cool as well.

I’m with you mighty Zeus. It is clear the enemy is using portals to our washing machines as a gateway for invasion. I suspect Zanussi – their name is clearly of alien origin.

Yes. And our battle cry going into battle will be “Come on you apes, do you want them to steal our socks forever?!”

And when we find the alien scum responsible... it's WAR.

Wait... wut?

Wait... did I just see...

Amen to that.

If someone started waving what looked like a smartphone at my chest, I would tighten the straps on my tin foil hat and charge.

I must say I did shed a tear when I heard the Rocketmen wasn't going into production. (special double-whammy because of the Countryman *puking sounds*)

I loved the designs that Tolkien did to represent some fo the key characters from the Silmarillion - if I remember correctly the one of the cover represented Luthien.

If you new British Rail you'd be surprised they got it there this quick.