"Allo, darlin, give us a kiss. hic!"

She shouldn't have posted the party invite on her Ghoulbook wall.

Yup.

Danger 5!

Doggies with knives? Hah. Try sharks with knives.

I've only known them for about two minutes and I hate them already.

Yup - this is awesome and the only fanfic I've ever followed.

In all fairness, they do make a lot of scrumpy there. They don't call the side effects the 'green apple splatters' for nothing.

OK I'm promoting this thread just because of it's general awesomeness.

You don't wanna know the answers!

I haven't seen the movie yet - it'll be interesting to see.

"Hey babe, I'm switching my targeting computer to the small thermal exhaust port, directly below the main port."

That's one of his Superpowers and a damn cool one at that.

I swear to God, I think you have an enormous secret cache of the world’s coolest pics. Awesome.

They didn't lose their jobs. They resigned their positions as spokesman.

[science.discovery.com]

That's not a DBS.

Yeah - I'm with you in that one.

Sorry that was probably a bit OTT. But so many good commenters left after the last debacle and 92BuickLeSabre signed off today as well. I don't want any more guys and gals that made me want to be a commenter on io9 in the first place to get hacked off and go.

Oh man, what happened? And where the heck is your avatar and your star? This is seriously weird when you see commenters you look up to getting hammered by a stupid log in process that should have been a piece of p*ss.