Not from sci-fi, but my favourite line I remember when life gets hopelessly weird:

From wiki:

Sounds like something got dusted with CAM...

Good enough - you're hired!

So good, it makes you do back flips!

Who watched the watchmen before they watched the watchmen, eh?

Simple answer: there are roughly 50 star systems within 16 light years of Earth - they haven't disappeared.

Excellent!

And THAT... was excellent!

We don't?(sex) Really? Are you sure? (sex)

I say we go in there and wrastle that beastie out. For science!

I think he's missing nuclear fusion. If we manage to crack that then there isn't much we can't overcome in my view.

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who feels the opposite. I was thinking of one journey I've made a lot of: London - NY. Usually the return flight is shorter because of the air currents going East across the Atlantic, sometimes by as much as 1 and 1/2 hours, but because it's usually the red eye and the way the…

D: it is.

Nice.

Promoted and also obligatory Modesto Ninja parade video.

Yes! - bravo.

u-huh

Oh I don't know

So No.1 is literally Mars attacks