Ok I'll bite - so would that be:

I've had cornflakes with Baileys instead of milk. It's an excellent, if expensive combination and starts the day off really well.

Wait... the cure to Ethylene glycol poisoning is to get shit-faced? Awesome sauce.

Well this episode was definately a step up. A tiny, Keebler-elves size step, but a step nevertheless.

I thought the No. 1 rule was don't invade Russia during winter...

I've never seen any cons to drinking tea:

I'm pretty sure that guy is saying what IS this? and the woman is saying DON'T SHAKE THE NITRO-GLYCERINE

Make way! Make way! For the #COTD!

I'll take a wild guess for 100 NJ:

Spongebob and Square micro-metalic lattice?

The Squee is strong with these ones.

Shouldn't this post be titled "Then what?"

All good points. When I first heard about the possibility of growing meet in labs, my first reaction was as a scientist - Huzzah! Then thinking a bit more it occurred to me that this might lead to the biggest slaughter of animals and species since the last exctinction - kinda chilling. But as Mune points out we will…

It's great growing meat in labs, but what is going to happen to 1.3 billion domesticated cows, 1 billion pigs, etc? We can't exactly release them into the wild - they don't exist there. Do we slaughter them all? Make them extinct? Do they become a 'premium' product? Like natural diamonds over manufactured diamonds?

It's not a sample - they're stats from the total data set.

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Total number of manned space flights USA: 164 USSR: 121

I'm amused by what your conception of failure is.

Your Mama is so fat even neutrinos can't get through her!

Well... the Beeb is not going to stop making the series. So can anyone think of a live action TV series which had a successful, completely un-related movie at the same time? The only one I can think of is Smallville and Superman Returns, and Superman Returns was 'moderately' successful at best.