TonyC
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TonyC

The Broken Windows theory applies to cars too. Once you let little things go, things go downhill at an very quick pace. If you stay on top of repairs and maintenance, you end up with a car with 200k miles that looks brand new. If you neglect small stuff and let it snowball, soon you are selling your car for scrap with

Tires! Fix them! Stop driving around on your donut space-saver (I see this way too often). They are literally the only thing keeping your car stuck to the road.

Also, brakes. Fix your brake leaks or you and others may die. I don’t see this often, but worth mentioning.

Anything beyond that, you do you, man.

It’s approximately as joyless and welcoming as the back seat of a police cruiser. Which, I might add, if I can have along with the rest of a Panther P71, I would strongly prefer. And that is the state for ALL seats, not just the back.

It’s the color of a lemon...

“Used Privately — Never as a Taxi!!!”

“No, a hot dog is panting.”

Can you ask this dog if he thinks a hot dog is a sandwich?

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

Not surprisingly, they’ve been approved for a loan on a new Maxima.

Yes.

Steve burned his staff in Chicago when he move to LA and didn’t tell anyone they were all losing their jobs. Went into work and told them to ‘talk to the hand’ until he left.  Karma is still a five letter word.

Ah, when an early-rising, bootstrap-advocating, unsolicited advice-giving, Black-hating StepNFetchit realizes he was never the propeller of his own rise or arbiter of future success nor master of his own fate.

His little pissy fued with Kelly Clarkson because she’d taking over his time slot for his old talk show sparks joy.  You really see who a person is when they face a challenge, and boy has he been showing his ass.

Ok, Mazda. I want you to hear me out on this...

Pictured: Honda and Toyotas reaction to the news

Ah yes, a Volkswagen product. Known for their reliability and ease of maintenance.

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

I wanted one of these as a teenager and this morning I feel like a teen again.

SO APPRECIATE the doctor’s care in not damaging the bees’ bodies. THE BEES ARE REALLY WHO I WAS WORRIED ABOUT, HERE.

This finally explains why my ear is greasy.