Nah, she’s not among us. After they went back to that Wal Mart, one of the managers there mistook her for an employee and asked why she wasnt at her register. She dutifully donned her apron and set to work, and she’s been at that register ever since

This lady will soon be on a Chevrolet “Real People” commercial.

She didn’t just not notice she now had an Infiniti instead of a Nissan, she didn’t notice she was now driving a fucking crossover instead of a compact sedan.

Which is fucking terrifying.

And she has a driver’s license.

This woman is among us, just walking around not noticing shit.

O’Reilly’s also recommends Lucas as the most relevant Racing Oil one should use in a Tesla

Kinda funny that Ford is mocking them when they started in a similar way. Constant changes to make cars easier to assemble and a focus on vertical integration.  I don’t get all the negativity on Tesla or why anyone would cheer for the most American car company in existence to fail. They are a very young company that…

Oh what a fucking shock he has a history of hatred of women. Until we talk about how the commonality not only is about guns but about our culture’s hatred of women and the seriousness of harassment and abuse of women, this won’t stop. Goddamn I hate this country so much. And if you’re a piece of shit that’s going to…

Just don’t do it in a tesla because it wont be able to get the power down since it’s insulated. 

One time I bought a bottle of “fancy” organic, grass-fed cows milk. It came in an old-school, thick-glass quart bottle. After finishing the milk, we reused it to keep filtered water in our fridge. At least four years ago. Best $6 bottle of milk I’ve ever purchased.

Chevy made a Lexus RX and called it a Blazer.

Confession: Sometimes I buy sparkling lemonade because it’s cheaper than buying an empty swing-top bottle alone, plus you get lemonade.

Torsion Bea

The doctor told me I have HR-V

Great, now we need a whole new food pyramid, since mine is clearly out of date...

I totally thought this was totally a real thing and got excited.

Somewhere at Yum! brands headquarters in Louisville there are staffers taking furious phone calls from executives demanding to know how in God’s name this Kevin Pang character came up with this idea before they did.