Wait wait wait wait, I can get a DIESEL TT? Shut your whore mouth.

It’s got that “Make fun of my weight and I will eat you” look to it.

At least it wasn’t

I’m not a dude and this is not the deodorant I use. However, I can confirm that it works and that it makes people close enough to smell you want to climb you like a tree.

I’m not a dude and this is not the deodorant I use. However, I can confirm that it works and that it makes people…

Xcar consistently puts out some of the best quality videos out there. Love these guys. They’re also British and funny, which never hurts.

Agree w/ the other comments, the flavor and body extracted from french press and aero are completely different. Saying that they’re the same is like saying an IPA tastes the same as a stout.

Agree w/ the other comments, the flavor and body extracted from french press and aero are completely different.…

Llama colored, obviously.

YOU KNOW I DO

While the Cherokee had to live up to its namesake (and failed) this vehicle is starting fresh.

Volkswagen has repeatedly stated that it views the US market as a top priority. In fact, Volkswagen built a factory in the US and now produces in it a US-specific midsize sedan. Not to mention their repeated goals of selling 800,000 cars in the US by 2018, a measure that has been repeated ad nauseam to everyone on…

This is a stellar, insightful, and hilarious article. Representative of the best that Jalopnik can deliver. Bravo.

"Lookin' good, son."

You guys might want to make it clear, since there seem to be a ton of mis/uninformed commenters who think they understand sprint cars, exactly what makes them difficult to handle. Maybe post an article with just a little educational material, because the amount of wild speculation coming from people who just have no…