What fancy scanner carts? Store ceiling is literally covered with cameras to track every single item you pick up and put in your cart or bags so they know what to charge you for.

Jalop alum David Tracy ran into something similar with his i3 but was able to take advantage of that extra long PZEV warranty.

You’re assuming that these vandals aren’t just anti-EV assholes.

I saw the box photo and immediately expected them to be like ye olde Keebler O’Boisies and Tato Skins of yore or at worst Pringles/Lays Stax. BUT NO. French apparently have no truth in advertising and pulled a total bait and switch on that shit and made puffed rice blobs that are at best supersized and vaguely…

Let me know when the Space Lancer comes out.

Which totally sets up the expectation to close things out with a trilogy.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

So Samsung is tired of beating around the bush with round Galaxy watches and now they’re making a full on Apple Watch knockoff. Got it.

I put as much stock in Technomic as I do Stacker, who just aggregates data from crowdsourced review sites like Yelp and TripAdvisor and sticks them into website impression generating ad-friendly slideshows.

Half of these places somehow mysteriously also appear in their favorite restaurants list for Millennials as well.

Exactly! And letting them put the onions, oil, vinegar, and spices automatically disqualifies it as a baseline to the others for flavor comparison. Makes me wonder how Jersey Mike’s would have fared without the onions that were the only negative mentioned in its review, not just once but twice!

Falcon 9? Other than the landing legs its stubby form factor looks more like a Blue Origin.

Hey, at least it’s only a software misspelling that can easily be corrected with an update and not something actually permanently printed or embossed onto the dash.

Do the UX’s crossover-ish aero and luxury accoutrements (and likely additional weight) really sap that much out of the mileage? Even with the biggest optional wheels Prius gets 10MPG more.

Oh and can’t forget about your Model Y which is a whopping 20" longer with a 10" bigger wheelbase. Absolutely no comparison.

Those are some mishmash comparisons — Golf I can get with since it’s about an inch variance in length and wheelbase but a Corolla hatch and Kona are half a foot longer, Crosstrek is over ten inches and the Corolla sedan is over a foot.

Meaning she couldn’t put it into a “launch mode” powering up both motors at the same time for full acceleration. It’s an on-demand AWD system, much like most other ICE AWD, only this one is RWD and activating a completely independent front electric motor instead of transferring varying amounts of power through the tran…

I’m gonna call it a grease spot. And it’s massive. Considering the sparseness of pepperoni placement and the fact that most of that oil slick doesn’t exude from the pepperoni half that’s just scary.

Yeah but popping out a flip phone to talk on the throne isn’t as thought provoking or entertaining.

Dem crazy Hollyweird people had land lines in their loos!

Hybrids, right? So why’s the lede photo a Niro EV?