Exactly. When the Target and Home Depot hacks happened, no one was saying, "DON'T USE YOUR DEBIT CARD ANYWHERE EVER!!!!"

As far as I understand, some of these pics were deleted in the past and RETRIEVED by the hackers. For all of you blaming the victim, how much consideration do you give to things you think you've deleted years ago? Jesus. Especially when you've been out of the spotlight forever, like Leelee Sobieski?

While this sucks for the woman involved, you can hardly blame someone for what they do while they're asleep. Imprisoning a man for two years for something completely beyond his control is really unfair.

My ex used to wake me groping me. Sometimes I'd be like, "Yeah. Sure. Why not?" I'd turn myself around to reciprocate but he'd be sound asleep, snoring.

It sounds unreal, but I have actually had this happen to me.

A great many of my poos come in under 30 seconds. Fiber! Tons of water! And exercise!

(These are the things I use, I mean. I'm not shouting at you to use them, though I do highly recommend them.)

I have to say that I found the cigarette the most disturbing part of the whole video. I do not believe for one second that Jennifer Lopez smokes and having a cigarette in her hand did nothing to enhance that look (which was already ruined by the semi-sheer pantyhose, gah). She should know better and should have more…

a) HOLY SHIT THAT WOMAN'S MUSCLE DEFINITION

Gabrielle Union is currently the keeper of the vial and they all defer to her. It's like Death Becomes Her.

OH YES SMOKING IS COOL AGAIN

This whole thing is kind of a mess. Especially the gum chewing (why?!). And the random EOS lip balm product placement. But the makeup is amazing.

Anaconda video was way better, this one almost give me seizure.

I'm a brown girl and the brunch at Five Leaves in Greenpoint is something that I bring up in conversation more than is socially acceptable because it is something that I think about often.

I agree. I think it's 1) the Goop connection and 2) the feeling that J-Law is so young and hot and has so much ahead of her that I'd like her to go fuck around with hot guys her own age.

Truth. I think childhood crushes are also responsible for the Demi Moore Ashton Kutcher and (thankfully short-lived) Scarlett Johansson -Sean Penn couplings. I mean, if I had a chance to date Tori Amos or Johnny Depp, the fangirl in me would be happy to do so for an exciting whirlwind few months, until I one day was…

I imagine it's just her walking around topless yelling "Where are my pills?" all afternoon.

Because it's just gross, that's why. It bums me out too. Probably because I hate Coldplay, I wouldn't trust a man who lived with Goopy for so long and acutally pro-created with her, and JLaw just seems too young and vivacious for him. I am riding the vicious train this morning, folks. Apologies.

I'm an unapologetic brown girl and brunch is the best. Anything that involves eggs and alcohol, honestly.

Did Ryan Gosling have a baby through his man pussy? Why are people reporting this like he doesn't have an S.O.?

Martin Lawrence. It's so obvious, yet beautiful!