Kat, I'm a fan of you, and I will forever love you for your write-up on Gunma, so please understand that I say this from a place of love:

Taylor Swift?

The day I see a mainstream news article writing about the natural hair movement and focusing on a white woman with naturally curly hair and how she made it acceptable for women to embrace their hair even though it's not straight, silky, and smooth, I am creating a rocket ship and getting the fuck out of here.

I grew up in Seattle so we were big fans of the song in middle school/high school because Sir Mix a Lot was from Seattle. We were obsessed with that song in a real way until we all grew up and realized it was fun and campy but not something to listen to on a regular basis.

Hah. You're kidding, but I remember the NYT doing some piece on how food trucks/carts were "sweeping NYC by storm" or something like that.

I thought Ariana Grande became an adult all of a sudden.

Tacos: The newest portable food trend

They're not even subtle in implying that a "big" butt is trendy, but only so long as you still weigh 115 lbs.

there are so may different ways to discuss this subject and its new visibility and appreciation in the mainstream without acting like it's a novelty.

Really enjoyed your article, Daniel. I was a health professional in a men's prison in Australia, and people are always curious about this aspect. They never believe me about the infrequency of nonconsensual sex. I will direct people to this article.
Good luck with your memoir!

Towel? OK. Rubber glove? I'm on board. ALUMINUM FOIL? Get that the hell away from my dick!

Only possible explanation: Beyoncé is actually a loaf of bread.

OH LOOK, THE ILLUMINATI PUPPETS HAVE ARRIVED.

The unexpected fees sometimes associated with public schools are oftentimes prohibitive for certain families. I remember being ridiculed by my math teacher on a daily basis and eventually booted down to the lower class (which I had already passed) because the TI-whatever calculator was just a completely impossible…

I definitely thought you were referring to the black one and was all, "BOLD, PREGNANT LADY! I salute you!"

Oh, and congratulations :)

Would you expand on how Crosley is perpetuating racism through this post? Or is the terror too real?

Y'ALL. Y'ALL. I'VE UNCOVERED A SECRET CELEBRITY CONSPIRACY RING.

I never noticed before how one eye is looking out, and the other is looking into my soul like he really gets me.

I feel bad saying this, but Demi Moore & Bruce Willis do not have good looking children.