You know what that picture needs to be really shocking? A penis or two. I'm thinking the small brown blunt is not a drug reference but a symbolic representation for what they call BBC (& I don't mean British Broadcast Corp). Don't even get me started on what that white horse is packing ...

For the first time in living memory, the royal child is actually LESS inbred than the royal dog.

am I the only one who was super underwhelmed by frozen?

Hey, if "Redskins" is such a cool term to use, you know, totally *honoring* Native Americans, then why refer to them as "Native Americans" in your pat-yourself-on-the-back speech, Bill Snyder?

Dan Snyder is really doing this without any reservations.

She was 25 yrs old. She wasn't a 'girl'. Right? Language matters. Lets treat her with respect. She was a gainfully employed woman, not a child.

I experimented with a Debbie-heavy diet during a backcountry hiking trip a few years ago, due to the light weight, high calorie count, and inexpensiveness. I selected my favorite and most resilient treats: cosmic brownies, star crunches, and swiss rolls (which didn't survive my pack as well as I'd hoped).
After…

Nutty bars at 17? Did you suffer some kind of tastebud accident as a child and now your mouth is all messed up and filled with bad opinions?

14 FOR ZEBRA CAKES?! FUCKING 14?! GRUMPY CAT SAYS NO!

I'll just be over here, eating the fudge brownie I bought for lunch.

MoGlo, you know I love your writing a lot but the title man! I was literally mainpaged today with an article called "How We Talk About Women" and your title is everything that I was complaining about how the media dehumanises women by llabelling them in reference to men. We all know who Reeva Steenkamp was, at least…

Or Coming to America

Gloves make cooking less safe, not safer. You need to be able to sense temperature so you don't burn yourself, when something is slippery so you don't drop it, and to handle knives and food securely so you don't cut yourself when chopping. Gloves impair your sense of touch and make it more dangerous. Glove wearers are…

Guess Nick Cannon never watched Chappelle Show.

Remember when Ice-T was a feared gangsta rapper? Me neither.

No. This is not racism. There is no troubling history of black folks using whiteface to oppress and marginalize whites. It may be silly and in poor taste, but it ain't racist. Not at all.

This was about 15 years ago, so maybe they've changed

Also, I assumed his comment meant that, in real life, he would be going in drag since he is not, himself, trans.

I'm really starting to hate white people.

I have a serious question. What is the deal with dudes and pooping, like why is it so difficult for them? Why does it take them so long to do it? In an episode of Louie he says he is always 48 hours away from diarrhea. WTF? In tv and movies when a man goes to take a poop it is always portrayed as this intense…