Tonniatarenton
Tonniatarenton
Tonniatarenton

She looks incredible. I know she gets tons of hate, especially by some Jezzies, but I like her. I can't quite put my finger on it, but there is something about her I really appreciate. She definitely rocks this cover. They're kinda perfect for eachother, right?! That babes is ridiculously cute... This has nothing to

My husband had a hamster that he named after his mother. She ate her own babies. Monsieur is still haunted by the sound.

GOOD FOR HER! That is fucking inspiring. I am completely in awe of her.

Or maybe, you know, he finds her smart and attractive and interesting and those two grown adults greatly enjoy each others' company. Anything's possible.

...but have been unable to track down the culprit...

pet peeve: the word "chai" means tea, so let's just call it "chai" and not "chai tea", thx

I agree with Diaz's sentiment, but I'd like to add one caveat: Everyone talks about how much it sucks to be cheated on, but no one talks about how much it sucks to be the cheater. I think most of us will be cheated on/will cheat in our lifetimes.

I feel like monogamy isn't for everyone, but if it's for you, staying faithful isn't particularly difficult. That's not to say those relationships don't have their own, separate problems, just that staying faithful isn't some constant struggle like it is for other relationships/if you don't buy into the idea of

well, you can be positive that your partner will want to cheat on you at some point. that's just human nature for god's sake. lifetime monogamy is a bitch. it's not impossible, just really difficult. serial monogamy is much more realistic. what you want/need at 25 may not be what you want/need at 45 or 65 or 85.

It's actually a terrific philosophy for life in general, eh? I like that perspective. You breezily deal with the small amount of imperfect stuff, and focus on the things that're great and worth appreciating. A good way to go through the world, I reckon.

She is fantastic! Watching that video made me appreciate my "overall perfect skin" a lot more. I dont know how she does it but her personality and presentation makes me feel good and not focus on the imperfections.

"Unfortunately, neither the statements made by 5-foot, 11-inch Williams, nor those by "pop culture expert" Pardavila are backed up by science."

The whole Asian penis thing is like *the* go-to insult whenever some jerk gets into an argument with an Asian dude. It's tiresome and what makes it even worse is how ingrained this stereotype is in Western popular culture.

no kidding... those two items are rather ironic. Ain't no way wheatgrass is going to do anything for them at this point. They look that way despite the fitness and wheatgrass I'd say!

Why the fuck are "fitness equipment" and "wheatgrass shots" included in that list? As if they look that way because of those things?

"Like a feudal king of old, says a source, Ashton was deeply disappointed in Demi Moore's inability to bear a child for him."

"Selena Gomez is "two-timing" Justin Bieber with Niall Horan from One Direction. Apparently she has "1D Fever."

Identity crisis OR woman who wears outfits suitable for the event she is attending????

Oh my gosh! I can't believe you put that NSFW picture on the front page of Jezebel! I'm so offended! Someone give me restitutions!