I’ve never read one of your articles before and, based on the first sentence, I’m not sure I need to read this one.

My thoughts exactly. We KNOW there is total devestation, thanks.

Am I too late to the party to point out that every episode title is a GangStarr track?

When will the trend of some woman breathily singing a slowed down song from the 80's die? Soon please.

Yeah really bleak. Of all the bleak monologues in the trilogy, I would definitely say that this is bleaker than all the rest. It was close, as there were some really, super-bleak ones, but this one takes it, bleakness-wise. Definitely the bleakest.

I love how the Deadspin ‘click to describe’ link slides in after as if to say, “More where THAT came from, pal!”

“Never trust anybody, Highway...” Cody Teague’s Rule for Survival #3. I have never forgotten that scene. Who even am I?

Marshall Law! What a time in comics. Loved those books.

Carla Gugino running towards the camera. A global event indeed. Mmm. Carla Gugino.

I'm guessing his stewardess hat fell off during battle in the above pic.

Does he need a boomerang on his hat? I mean, he's already adorned with boomerangs.Its going to become very apparent who he is and what he does well before boomerangs begin to fly. We'll figure it out. Boomerangs, boomerangs, boomerangs.

We used to hang out in video stores after skating around suburbia. Roaming the aisles, cackling at taglines, renting nothing. I remember all of these, but I'll never forget... 'Driller Killer!' Tagline: THE BLOOD RUNS IN RIVERS... Guy on the box had a drill going into his head. It looked as though he was in real pain.

If memory serves, the tagline from the original 'House' was. "Ding Dong You're Dead", with the hand ringing the bell.

I love Charles Dutton's eulogy for Newt/Hicks in Alien3. He speaks like a preacher as the shots cut from the bodies to the emergence of the alien, "New life... A new beginning..." as it bursts from the dog, but my favourite by far is his "You're all gonna die..." The game is up. I can't find the actual vid, but the…

That is impressive. I'll have to check it out. I always wonder about the team of people they must employ to keep these machines with all the fluids, hydraulics, etc in top working condition. I used to work in a lumberyard and our forklift, without ever seeing battle, required almost WEEKLY maintenance. Then it reminds…