Point of interest from here:

Team Martha, neither am I, but his face is sooo punchable

he cannot be unseen.

I had no idea who he was. Did I just lose my luck by finding out who he is? Crap.

I didn’t but now I do. Thanks Jezebel! *stomps off in huff*

No one should know who Jonathan Cheban is.

So, I’ve told this story before but I hang out in the grays. I’ve had many students who didn’t know they had to file taxes when they had a job. I always tell them to file especially because they will get most of it back as they didn’t make a lot.

But after the 48 Hours episode I found her to be not guilty! Going kayaking without the plug is not going to kill you. This is the plug on top of the kayak:

If, by chance, you seek an excuse to spend the rest of your Sunday evening watching Empire Records and The Craft back-to-back, know that your pal Rachel has got you.

I wanna throw apples at you.

What the fuck are you talking about

I was just heartsick to read this. He was such a wonderful young talent with so much promise that we’ll never realize. I especially loved him in “Only Lovers Left Alive.” Such a tragedy.

You are lucky to be alive, that baby raccoon was obviously trying to drown you.

I have no where else to interject this but here, so forgive me. I went out to get a popsicle and something to drink from the gym. There is a bowl of stuff that is supposed to go to the compost heap but no one has taken it yet sitting on the far end of the porch. Something is rooting about in this bowl of stuff. I get…

God, I hope so. I’d rather be eaten by a wolf (or bear) than see a President Trump.

She’s also so Canadian:

Anyone else get the feeling that this is the year the animals finally turn on us? Like, maybe we shouldn’t have made The Revenant because it gave them ideas.

Jezebel: I want to believe

I’ve read they were former Amish. The Amish are very big in the puppy mill racket as well as exotic animal trade. I’m thinking it has a lot to do with the ol’ “God made humans above all other living things” Bible-y type crap.