I'm sorry, but the only way Chucky Boy saw an abortion performed, and wasn't there as a participant, is if he was the father. Maybe that's who his "med school friend" was, a girlfriend he knocked up and then went with her when she had the abortion. Not many clinics or doctors allow this, but there are a few.

I don't need to see that girls face, but the way that dude speaks is disgusting, and her voice is clearly someone who has NO idea what is going on. WTF.

I always tend to wonder what the mothers of these sorts of assholes feel like. A complete failure, to start? If I had a son that did this, I'd kill him myself.

I was once Chuck Johnson. Then I went to college and pooped on a floor. It's poop.

He is the epitome of a dumb person who thinks they are smart. The fucking epitome. I am dumb, but I know my limitations which means I don't get caught looking like an arse like this prick.

How... many... goddamn... elipses... does... this... hack... use...?

See, it is literally impossible to make Dakota Johnson memorable in any way whatsoever.

Flushing tampons down the toilet is the real horror here. NOT SO SEXY WHEN YOU HAVE POOP WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND YOU'RE TRYING TO GET A PLUMBER ON THE PHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING, CHRISTIAN, EH?

On paper, Beyoncé is the poster child for Huckabee's "Bubba culture" (that's what he called it on The Daily Show last night) values:

Mike Huckabee is a nitwit.

You don't approve of Beyoncé because she seems alien to you... You can't single out a corrosive culture and ignore the one that you live in because you're used to it

It's not even just that these are two examples of equally corrosive cultures. One of these people sings songs about contracting STIs and wanting to have sex with minors. The other, at least for the most part, sings songs about consensual relationships between adults that don't harm their participants beyond possibly…

wait

Sounds like the kind of thing a scrub would do.

This has always been my interpretation of her struggles with the media. I think it's taken her awhile to understand that the environment she grew up in is not the one she is currently inhabiting.

Well, it's about time. Not that this excuses her, but from how I see it, she's the daughter of a generation of New York City artists who made careers for themselves by being very much unfiltered (and often in a manner that was very candid about the human body and sexuality). It seems like she's trying to take that art…

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

Whelp, I was going to hang out in my sexy sexy sex pants (stained in not one, but two places with Nutella) and watch season two of The Fall while my daughter is at a sleepover, but I guess I'd better change. Perhaps I can find some non-lustful dungarees somewhere. I mean, it's just me and the dogs here, but you never…

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