Sadly (for me), I didn't understand the blatant sarcasm.

All I can find is an article from February 16, 1998 in USA Today that seems to reference Scott's column.

I know Olbermann has given ESPN a lot of grief during his time but man, when he gets it right, he gets it right.

I usually get all cynical and annoyed by all the fame-loving losers who jump on the "good guy" bandwagon once a celebrity dies. But everything I've heard about Scott seems to indicate that he was a genuinely good guy who loved his job. So I've pushed my cynicism and annoyance to the side.

Love that cat's attitude. He is all like "Why is this dog peasant bothering?? You! Ape intendant! drop that camera and shoo it away!!"

Haha. I love the cut to the cat lying down curled up. That cat is like "Yeah I'm just gonna nap now, LMK when you're done with this futile enterprise."

Typical mall shopper: LOL TL;DR 70% off! Sale means good price and I'm a smart, savvy shopper!

I think the idea is cool but poor execution.

My cat is more my child than a boyfriend.

me. Red Tabby, no collar or tags,spayed female, loud meow. You crazy cat lady with cheese flavored treats.

"I chose you," he said, explaining to her that he had a thing for redheads (Oh good, never mind then about being a cheating asshole). "You were special." Everyone, please grab your eyeballs before they roll into the back of your head. (Coincidentally his infatuation and interest with her disappeared as soon as his…

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

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Kind of hoping for this one:

I will fucking pound your doughy face into a feminist symbol, you sack of shit.

While Boehm's words are ill-considered, they are obviously born of the frustration of having Manbook overwhelmed by women mistakenly attempting to procure the services of male escorts.

I'll just leave this here: