I have to compliment you on your storytelling. I have to be honest, a lot of times when a writer on Jez tells a personal story I find it to be overly wordy with no substance. Like they want to use all of the twenty five cent words they can to prove they went to college.

Stoker is so underrated!!! Talk about smoldering sex, the tension between her and Matthew Goode, unf.

Scrooged is more than awesome, it's seriously one of the greatest comedies of all time. Plus the ending always makes me cry, not many comedies can be that good and leave you crying like a baby by the end.

This is great. I miss this Adam Sandler.

It makes me sad that someone as lame as Perez has not one but two children now. People like that shouldn't be given a blank canvas to ruin.

This already exists, it’s called Wegmans. Please just bring more Wegmans stores to the rest of ‘MERICA!

I feel like I’m reading my own thoughts. My mother treats me like a 5 year old still andI’m 33. Seriously there are so many facets to her brand of insanity I don’t have the energy to list it all here. I love her but I have backed away from her so many times. I always wonder when I will walk away for good.

Agreed on the notion that it was safe enough for us as kids. However, I was the little dick who fucked it up. I remember bits of this but every once in a while my mother reminds me of the time when she parked and went to pay for gas and in the minute or so she was gone, toddler Kristy got out of her car seat and…

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Isn't it clear it will be Bush vs Clinton? Why is anyone else even wasting their time?

It was fucking garbage.

Respectfully, you do not proclaim someone to be The New Queen of Horror for acting in an overrated “horror” series and a garbage horror film. Being a queen of horror takes a lot more than acting in a couple of horror ventures. I hate to sound like an elitist jerk but I cannot handle when mainstream media types throw…

Miss Patti is flawless, Amber Riley is a motherfucking goddess and Lil Kim, a boss-ass bitch as always. Loved it. Plus Amber’s dancing earlier, just as boss. She's such a wonderful representation of us big girls, and that we can do most anything we put our mind to!

I legit am torn as to whether she is insane, or doing this ironically. 50/50 split.

Claire Danes crying face circa 1995, far more dramatic!

I want Steve Buscemi to adopt her! That is the only solution!

‘MERICA!

Redundancies, eh?

The evil twin showed her belly button long before Taylor did!!

I’m sure I’m in the minority here, but I dug the other mall cop cop movie that came out around the same time, Observe & Report. Never had any desire to see Blart or its sequels but would totes watch an O&R sequel..at least once :)