It’s been my favorite story so far this year.

Nothing a little fiberglass and paint won’t fix...wait, that’s actually true.

TL:DR My grand parent were going to give my dad one. Trying to suprise him but he made fun of it because it was auto. They returned it.

I also really liked the story of Smokey’s 7/8 scale car. Apparently the thing looked totally normal, but was crushing everything else on the track. Then someone thought to measure it. That’s why NASCAR uses templates to measure all the cars since then.

And who can forget Penske Racing’s acid-dipped Camaros that…

Body. Singular. Just one’s all that fits.

You can basically buy everything to do so.

That could be hazzardous to your health.

That’s what struck me as odd: so what? Taxi drivers strike, and an Uber driver who maybe needs that fare to make his rent shouldn’t go to the airport to earn the money the taxi companies are willingly not taking?

There’s a guy called Humpy Wheeler and they changed his name to something which isn’t a play on that? Crazy.

We demand more spoilers. 

I don’t recall anyone saying this wasn’t the correct answer. It’s like those old tests, pick the answer that is MOST correct. You’re still not wrong.

Bonus points if you paint a British flag on the top of the red/white flex and say it’s Mini’s new crossover.

I’m not a pilot, but was it an ATC fuck-up? I heard Ford fucked up for landing on a taxiway, instead of the runway.

He’s Presumed Innocent, but that plane was a Clear and Present Danger to the jet. What if it had been Air Force One?! If I were a Witness, I’d be Frantic. What Lies Beneath that little plane... I mean, he could’ve been a Widowmaker.

GET OFF MY RUNWAY!!

In a car that gap is huge, in a plane that is closer to another plane than you ever what to be

Does it even have a compass?

If you send David Tracy to cover this, I’ll pick him up at the airport and drive him to the sand dunes.

Princess Anne had a reliant scimitar, you know.

Great read! I'm just surprised Jose Canseco didn't send his brother in his place. Plus, where else can you find the rules for softball so well explained.