Broken Snap On tools are worth as much not broken Snap On tools Lifetime unlimited warranty FTW

I like the Toolbox Mystery grab bags.

“Hello Uber? I think my driver is drunk” “Your driver is not drunk, he’s just crazy and has no license”

No Corona? WTF that’s it I’m declaring it worst movie of the franchise.

A little disappointed this was not in the article itself.

Somebody call Websters Explosion-y deserves to be a word.

Put a Lava Lamp in the second hole, that would be awesome.

I read this humming “We’ll meet again”

200 MPH tape

It’s a Beetle test mule.

Looks like a job for a Little Tree air freshener Find one in every car You’ll see

I hear you’re running a taxi service without bonafide union personnel, say it ain’t so.

Let’s be honest, that car was so small the likelyhood of anyone surviving a moderate accident in it was slim. Especially if it were hit by say a 1959 Cadillac.

All Right All Right All Right let me tell you what the new Navigator is packing........

If it is in a small town stop by the fire station, explain what’s going on, they’ll have the owners phone number, the owner will then decide to come out and open just for you.

It’ll go in reverse even top fuel dragsters have reverse.

I prefer cinema sins Death Race 2000

Oh hell no I grew up in a small town I was back there this summer and yes the had the parts I needed to get my 1940 evinrude running.

Of course not, the dealer doesn’t even stock parts past 5 years.