You don’t need a new Corvette for this, Start with a clapped out C4, then Get some C6 Headlights, then you need some C7 parts, add Camaro Wheels, and some PepBoys goodness, then wrap in Camoflage. Then drive it around populated areas and look pissed off when people take pictures. Oh also stack up 4 or 5 old laptops…

NP even with the Autotragic

It is the long awaited Legend of Zelda car, it will be Gold!

Well obviously they can’t tow in striaght line they used a Mustang.

They used to buy Crown Vics, so nothing has changed.

I love that Michigan still uses the gumball machine roof light

The light bar isn’t give away as most Explorers have roof racks, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve slowed down for a black explorer with a roof rack.

Editorial note, a picture of the Ugly Prius would be nice to cement it’s uglyness.

The 70s are back man.

Do you work at a small radio station in Cincinnati?

While nicely preserved and a good price these were ugly crappy cars when new and 30 years had done nothing to improve on that CP

Oh god hopefully it’s not speed limited

I blame CBS for showing the Munson Tennessee call right before the play.

Amazing how 80s reality has become virtual reality.

You completly missed out on waterlogged pornos hidden in a hollow tree.

Suddenly everyone in Jakarta sounds like James May “oh cock”

Look while I understand the want to be connected everywhere, but the internet is not necessary for life itself. People need to be able survive without it. I’ve worked tech support and to hear people who think an Internet outage is the end of the world makes me cringe.

Another fun vintage repair book is “Volkswagen Repair for the Compleat Idiot” If you have an air cooled VW lots of lost expertise in that book if you don’t the descriptions are pure perfection.

340hp in a small coupe. My 80s must be showing because that seems insane to me.

Cool but not as cool as figure 8 school bus racing. I’m sure that is the pinnacle of redneck racing. It’s also why I miss Speedvision so much they would televise that stuff.