I built this and took it up on the highway. Now I’m dead.

There is surgery to make you taller so the top rests on your head and there’s surgery to make you shorter so the top doesn’t flap on your head. Both procedures are costly and painful.

Is there an alternate definition for this word, I’m not aware of?

Bingo.  Also, have a coworker with one now - he raved about it the first year, but it’s “just a car” now...  which is a big step down for him in terms of reaction.  Tells me it didn’t age all that well. 

Especially in a TJ. But yeah, you just feel more in command. 

Great news! You have received one of Mother Nature’s all-natural, organic, free-range immunity-boosters. These are given out at random, for free, to folks who decline the normal vaccine.

Protip: when your Tesla is at the top of a hill fill the trunks with the heaviest rocks you can find and unload them at the bottom for a free charge.

you’re also supposed to replace them after so many hard stops which I’m sure zero people have ever done.

All the summer alarm/pest control/dish network salesmen bros are losing their minds and spilling their Monster cans right now.

I hadn’t imagined it up until now.  Thanks for that. 

I’m (still) waiting for Netflix or Amazon to startup a motorsport focused on-demand streaming branch. Since every motorsport runs over a weekend, its impossible to watch them all live.

that is quite the pearl necklace she has.

I’d let her take me on a ride 

Racing Green with tan interior

A. Thinner A pillars.
B. Bigger Windows/lower beltline
I want to drive around in a car, not a tank. See current gen taurus and camaro.
C. This is less feature and more color choice. Bring back forest green exteriors. It is the best color by far. I’m tired of the white crossover. (Literally I think I saw 8 different…

Three words:  Rich. Corinthian. Leather.  Every other answer is just frippery.

The US has 300% more vehicle deaths per capita than Germany. How does Germany do that? Not with any of that BS you wrote about. They have strict licensing requirements and good transit infrastructure.

You tell the truth, there is a difference between taught and learned.

“Not to lose the point here, but who the hell takes out a loan for a puppy?”

“I duns no wants no gubbermit regulating nuttin save for dem welfare uteruses and keep patrolling dose public bathrooms to keep dem udder folks out. I wans muh freedims”