That’s really cool! Now that there are great whites up in New England, it’s on my list this year to go on a seal cruise to see if we catch a glimpse of one.

Leave sharks alone, humans. The smear campaign must end!

That is the strongest statement that I have EVER seen a business put out, especially considering they are a sporting goods store which ties directly into the outdoors culture. This made me tear up. I’m sure they’ve run the numbers and realized just how devastating this statement could be, but they did it anyway. What…

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

God I love seeing these fat old bastards get completely destroyed by a bunch of kids.

Not much to share, her brother Mark used to work with me in Paris and he was really kind and very sweet and totally and utterly normal.

These are all things I figured would happen to me. I hate tampons because I get streaks of blood when I pull them out. God help me if I have to DUMP OUT A CUP AND WASH IT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM. Nobody needs to see that. Ugh. Gross. And what do you do while you don’t have the cup in? I have a really heavy flow when my…

Cups give me the worst fucking cramps, spill everywhere when I cough or sneeze too hard, and how do people deal with them in public restrooms? I guess I shouldn’t feel ashamed of my period blood, but walking out of stall looking like I just murdered someone doesn’t work for me. That being said, I’m super happy for the…

I just can’t believe we can put a man on the moon, but we haven’t developed a fucking flushable tampon. Get on it, science!! Tired of my landlord giving me the stink eye every time there’s a plumbing problem (it’s not me, he just thinks it is).

I used to work with her brother and he is truly one of the nicest guys in the world.

It’s the dragon genes... her family sees precious metals and instinctively hoards them.

I once met Heather Locklear at a grocery store in Pasadena in the late 80s, when she was still married to Tommy Lee (who was also there). I helped her find a particular brand of tomatoes on the shelf.

Addiction is truly an equalizer. She is rich, white, tiny...all the things society rewards, but if you are miserable inside none of that matters. I wish she could feel the support the world is sending her.

She’s wearing her creepy green contacts, which I’m sure she thinks make her appear sexily mysterious but actually just create a bizarre robot face.

is she wearing colored contacts? why are her eyes so terrifying?

Hm, she’s had her face tweaked recently.

“Child of mine! You lectured and ridiculed a US senator? Good for you! Let me take you out for ice cream. Wait, do you smoke weed? Let me take you out for weed, and then probably ice cream.”

I second this.

Whose handwriting is this? It looks like it belongs to a 13 year old girl who is super in to having the perfect bubble script just like her best friend Megan.

Going off SSRIs is a much harder withdrawal process, in my experience. Dizziness, mental confusion, etc.