This made me laugh out loud. 

I don’t know, Chads. You claim you’re wanting to be “more manly”. I would never in this or ANY life be attracted to a dude with plastic surgery that wasn’t needed. I don’t find that manly. At all. It’s a total turn-off to me. To me that signals massive narcissism and if anything DE-masculizes a straight dude. Not only…

Best Memorial Day deals you guys found online or not. 😀

Ok how does the Spotify ‘radio’ even work. Everytime I put a radio station on it looks like a damn playlist. And I can’t find ANY good new playlists or radios. I like 90's jams. And I can only find 10 playlists and they are all the same songs. I may go back to Pandora. :(

Oh gawd, not Ed Sheeran AGAIN. Please new artists, make your presence! 

They’re cute until they are on your eyeballs. 

If these make-up ‘artists’ are trying to go for the creepy caterpillar look on their eyes, they’re doing it right!

I wanted him to still continue with his, “Did you bring the big woman?”

It’s the age of narcissism. And I pity those people. You were showing your appreciation of the beauty of scenery. Good lord.

These are probably some of the saddest individuals I have ever heard of in my life. I honestly feel really depressed for them. 

This is one of the biggest money-wasters I have EVER heard of. Regardless of them being maybe rich enough to throw all of that money down a narcissistic toilet, my god - what a total waste of money. Jesus, do something meaningful with your lives. Also, Epcot is ridiculously overpriced - fun of course - but to spend…

But way to make those facts sexist! SMH. 

That’s typically the age range they feature now. :)

All I’m going to say is that I wish The Bachelor/Ette enterprise goes back to the Trista/Ryan model where they feature older adults - not women who are mostly 21-28 and men 25-33. It makes for MUCH better conversation, humor, and maturity - and the drama is still there - but not douchebags who are clearly NOT ready to…

Exactly. Via text, as they are adjusting their tie in the hotel room mirror, and ignoring all of the anguish from the other end...UNTIL they get booted off, then come crawling back begging. Hopefully the receiving end tells them to fuck right off. 

Good lord what a selfish ASS to do that to that woman. 

Really, America? You really couldn’t find ANYONE ELSE. Really?

Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty - Kyra Sedgwick (I heard her say this on TV and loved it) 

Bahahahha lord.