Not toooootally on topic, but my ex fiancée fell asleep going down on me and started snoring. Key word - ex.

I’m sorry ladies, but you are competing for a man who sounds like everything coming out of his mouth is soooooooo scripted and boring. Dude is charming sure but there is no wit, sarcasm, or sass. 

Onyeka needs to go. Girl just loves her drama and repeatedly said, “I’m just looking out for Colton’s best interests.” Bish, please. You are just trying to knock some girls down to improve YOUR chances and now you screwed up.

My eyes have fallen out of my head with the eyeroll. 

As a fellow art major - I get it - I really do. However - this may be something she’s doing that’s very difficult for her. Maybe she’s going through something - I know that when I went through a depression I tried things I never did before and while they came out ugly, they made me feel better. 

No alcohol. No soda. And running (or jogging in my case). I ate more salads with tons of different veggies/berries in it and reduced things like pasta/rice/potatoes. But seriously. Jogging on the treadmill or outside for 30 minutes almost daily helped me drop weight FAST. Like faster than I expected. 

Ummm, your response is pretty damn insensitive if that was what you took out of the article. A woman is missing. Who cares how it’s reported? I lived in Panama for ten years, Costa’s neighbor. It’s a known fact that ALL of Central America is a hell of a lot more corrupt in many ways than is shown on TV regardless of…

She has to be absolutely insufferable at Thanksgiving dinners. 

I thought I was literally the ONLY one and don’t see the problem with someone not liking it. 

I too have never liked the taste of any tea. I’ve tried and tried but they are all way too bitter for my taste. Gimme that coffee! 

CHRISTINA AGUILERA!

MUNCH MUNCH!

It’s just incredibly sad and controlling to tell someone they aren’t allowed to date after a divorce? Who the fuck says that?! She isn’t property and shouldn’t have to deny her relationship. Which is weird anyways. 

See Alessandra. 

I had a horrid experience once. No, well twice. But I’ve also had good ones. Once one lady left like dots of wax all OVER the place some stuck in hairs she didn’t remove. I had to painfully pluck them off at home. She didn’t use cloth strips only like one long piece of wax then ripped it off. I had no idea until I got…

I’d walk away so fast from that ‘sis’ if she ever tried to insult my grill. 

Right and they do it in a cutesy just some girls grabbing lunch setting. No, bitch, I don’t go out with my girls and think, let me make her feel like shit for her teeth being ugly, unnatural non-napkin bleached off-white. Snarky bitches. I would get up and leave if someone asked me that. 

That was a TOTAL fail on their part. Not only do human teeth NOT look that white, but their products absolutely don’t make them that white either so double fail.