I wanna see Jane Fonda do a twerk work out.

I found it easier to figure out on an actual computer than my phone. Open up your tumbler, and at the top is a home icon, envelope (messages), questions, settings gear, and power off symbol-that logs you out. The home icon takes you to your dashboard, and then there's more symbols for adding text, uploading a photo,…

I found a bunch of Party Monster gifs that made me really happy last night. :3

Love your name. I love that song.
Yeah, I think I'd be pretty quiet too. As it is, I have a pretty weird last name that I used to hate, but now I'm happy because it's so different.

Goddamnit. Forgot Target.

So glad this helped someone! As far as cheapies, I'll stand by Maybelline Dream Fresh, but like I said I'm vampirically pale, so I really don't know how they'll show up on a darker skin tone. I also really can't wear it without concealer, but that's par for the course for me. (Horrible, horrible dark circles...like…

Oh no. Just realized because of the Bus Shelter name...what if Anal is *how* that person was conceived? You know, some people use anal as a birth control method. :/

yeah, that one's pretty bad. I think that beats the worst name I've heard of, which came from my old roommates' stories of being pizza delivery driver. It was La-Sha. "You pronounce the dash." La-Sha. "la-dash-a"

There's also a La4sha in town too.

That's exactly how I think they wanted it pronounced........I hope.

I just recently kind of sort of figured out Tumblr. I'm not sure it's worth it. I was like oh hai tattoos and inspirational quotes, funny pictures and gifs! and then somehow the inspirational quotes quickly dissolved into tons of pro-ana stuff and I was sad. :(

(*sigh* This is such a TL;DR comment; sorry everybody.) Here's the problem: A lot of these companies, Clinique for example, sold their BB creams over in Asia first and just brought the shades over. A lot women there actually do use a lighter foundation because they prefer a lighter skin tone. Selling them over here,…

Plenty of tinted moisturizers often have sunscreen.

What really sets them apart is that they usually have tons of antioxidants/anti-aging stuff/anti-blemish stuff in addition to pigment.

Nah, I see it. Very "core" imagery, I think.

I saw that when I was looking up stuff for my other comment, and I thought "OMG this looks great!"

Maybe I'll try it next time around.

(*sigh* This is such a TL;DR comment; sorry everybody.) Here's the problem: A lot of these companies, Clinique for example, sold their BB creams over in Asia first and just brought the shades over. A lot women there actually do use a lighter foundation because they prefer a lighter skin tone. Selling them over here,…

They forgot the added cost of if you are the Chosen One, maid/matron of honor, and the fuckton of free wedding planning/therapy/organizing showers time, energy, and moolah spent.

I've heard of some maid/matrons having to spend 100s or 1,000s extra for showers and bachelorette party bullshit.

My mom has a length-of-stay determination. If I've only stayed one or two nights, make the bed. If I've been there longer, strip the sheets. She'd always wash the bedclothes before a guest came anyway. If it's a guest guest, it's always fresh sheets for the guest, wash after they leave.

This. All this.

Also, when I'm PMSing and my boobs swell, just walking/running down stairs hurts. I want Maid Marian's chastity boob belt for that week. THAT KIND OF SUPPORT. But still look cute under a T-shirt.

What was so funny is that I didn't realize it was a troll at first, and then I got called a troll by him!
*A Jezzie first. Awww, I feel just like a "real" Jezzie now! :P

Oh good. :D
Well, if he was a woman, or we applied the same standards, we'd be like, damn, girl gotta get her face fixed/get an eyelift blah blah blah.