She gets recruited and trained by the SVR and then gets training at some seduction school to become a sparrow. Yes, i read this dumb book.
Fun Fact: he’s married.
The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.
The plotting itself in Act 2 was pointless. What Rian Johnson was trying to do (I’m not sure I totally agree with his decisions) was take the usual harebrained Star Wars convoluted Hail Mary hero plan and make it fail. And fail spectacularly.
Jesus. Tiffany Haddish just can NOT simply have her moment, can she? Tucker Max’s name ain’t even on the cover, so why is he even trying to get shine as the co-writer right now? Bear with me...that would be like Louis C.K. bragging after a Chris Rock stand-up special, “You see that ‘I like black folks but I hate…
Take your star and get out.
Yes, definitely a case of cultural elites hiring the children of other cultural elites. For what it’s worth, I’d probably get arrested for stabbing somebody on my first day of working in a writing room full of these guys and their “problems”.
Deadspin: The Dodgers had their shots.
As I said in the comments of my Mass Effect Andromeda piece, if you read this article, you are now legally obligated to go buy/read my book: https://www.amazon.com/Blood-Sweat-Pixels-Triumphant-Turbulent/dp/0062651234/
Jesus Christ. I am an EMT and just about spit my beer up reading this. ANYONE halfway trained in emergency medicine would have put him on a spinal board and transported him with sirens to a hospital asap. Sitting upright in a fucking van?!?
I’ll even take Claude Rains as Prince John with the most ridiculous wig I’ve ever seen (and I watch all of the Real Housewives cities).
I’d also like to see Puig go nuts in a World Series against the Yankees... I mean more nuts than his standard “nuts.”
Dodgers/Yankees WS? Why do these Millennials keep reinventing the late ‘70s/early ‘80s?
It’s not surprising that she is so intelligent and well spoken. Woc need to be so much more qualified than whites to achieve equal success. You won’t find many woc actresses without a quality resume of stage work and acting schools.
I 👏KNOW 👏ITS 👏A 👏STYLE 👏BUT 👏IF 👏YOU 👏EMPHASIZE 👏EVERYTHING👏 YOURE 👏NOT REALLY 👏EMPHASIZING 👏ANYTHING. 👏EMPHASIS 👏WORKS 👏BY 👏CONTRAST. 👏YOU 👏CANT 👏STRESS 👏EVERY 👏SYLLABLE 👏AND 👏HAVE👏 IT 👏STILL 👏WORK 👏AS 👏A 👏MEANS 👏OF 👏EMPHASIZING 👏ANYTHING.
He really raises a good point I hadn’t specifically considered before:
“Oh, you gon’ learn today!”
Okay. Trying to calm down.
You just made my day.