As I said in the comments of my Mass Effect Andromeda piece, if you read this article, you are now legally obligated to go buy/read my book: https://www.amazon.com/Blood-Sweat-Pixels-Triumphant-Turbulent/dp/0062651234/

Jesus Christ. I am an EMT and just about spit my beer up reading this. ANYONE halfway trained in emergency medicine would have put him on a spinal board and transported him with sirens to a hospital asap. Sitting upright in a fucking van?!?

I’m surprised that Fang thinks I’d be dumb enough to communicate with any political source on my work email. That’s Journalism 101. He might need to retake that class; I’ll save him a seat when I teach it next fall.

I’ll even take Claude Rains as Prince John with the most ridiculous wig I’ve ever seen (and I watch all of the Real Housewives cities).

I’d also like to see Puig go nuts in a World Series against the Yankees... I mean more nuts than his standard “nuts.”

Dodgers/Yankees WS? Why do these Millennials keep reinventing the late ‘70s/early ‘80s?

It’s not surprising that she is so intelligent and well spoken. Woc need to be so much more qualified than whites to achieve equal success. You won’t find many woc actresses without a quality resume of stage work and acting schools.

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He really raises a good point I hadn’t specifically considered before:

“Oh, you gon’ learn today!”

Okay. Trying to calm down.

Yes...he is literally the best part of everything he’s in. Literally. (Except for maybe Hunt for Red October...there were lots of folks hitting it out of the park in that one.)

You just made my day.

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So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

Seriously.

“I think if you look to Chicago, where you had over 4,000 victims of gun-related crimes last year, they have the strictest gun laws in the country. That certainly hasn’t helped there.”

I wish I could give you one star for your comment and one for your name.

Becky Mayo?

So many white New Balance.

“I mean, he starred in a delightful movie about huntin’ Nazis, for Pete’s sake.”