TolkienNegro
TolkienNegro
TolkienNegro

So do we Peggy. So do we.

His greatest fear is ending up with the kid with glasses, allergies, and an inhaler.

Honestly I think he’s too powerful, and he knows it, so he was holding back. Just a split second of carelessness and you get what happened to Rhodey.

That part in the trailer got me fearful that he would be killed off. But that scene was hard to watch when he was going down with Tony and Sam rushing towards him. When he hit the ground everyone in the theater let out a collective sound of shock.

The part that got me real bad was when Rhodey says something like “I’m flying no stick” and you can hear in his voice that he knows he’s going down HARD and his time could be up

“More proof of ESPN’s liberal agenda!”

...the idea was promptly scrapped, upon seeing the results.

Has Matt Damon weighed in on this casting issue yet?

The first person they wanted was Mary J Blige. Mary J Blige can’t act. This tells me they just wanted a name, any name. Quality be damned.

Yeah. I liked everything in the trailer but that. It felt really out of place. And I usually like Tilda Swinton.

Oh wow! Like a lot of people, I quickly read the headline and my mind immediately jumped to the other Will Smith, the relief pitcher for the Milwaukee Brewers.

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

If anything, for me, it’s the tension between obligatory duty and personal desire or between traditionalism and modernity.

The biggest balls of the night belong to whomever hit the button to drop that confetti.

It can't be as bad as Mad Max: Fury Road where water is rationed by dumping it down a mountain and gasoline fought over by driving 30 vehicles to it.

I never questioned the morality of killing pink demon cow things in DOOM, or wondered what the part of the world the terrorists in Counter Strike came from. What about Goombas and Koopas? Poor guys were just following orders, and seem pretty mindless and subjugated.