For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

After my car accident outside of the abortion clinic, protesters came to my car and were waving rosaries with plastic fetuses in place of the beads in the window. Never asked if I was okay.

I love his Sith Lord tantrums too. He just comes off as unhinged and petulant, which makes sense of your power comes from negative feelings. You would basically end up being a teenager with a light Saber.

During the pivotal scene where *******BIGGEST SPOILER OF THE MOVIE******** I just thought to myself, “holy shit Adam Driver is a good actor.” So impressed, dare I say I think he holds more villain potential than Darth Vader (ok please don’t internet punch me).

Reading all that is making my eyes involuntarily roll back into my head.

I have a hard time believing that an artisanal, locally-sourced, hand-crafted, gluten-free, organic, bean-to-bar chocolate maker would misrepresent their product in this way.

All I want is a GODDAMN MARS BAR but since I live in America all I get is fucking Hershey’s.

Thank you for writing about this. In a five year span, Boseman is going to play arguably the most important black athlete ever, arguably the most important black entertainer ever, the first ever black superhero, and the first ever black Supreme Court justice. Hollywood has officially found its Negro To Play All The…

In a world... where J.J. Abrams makes movies without Orci...

New face, who dis?

Is no-one concerned about the portal opening beside her head?

“Seems like a nice young man!” was my actual thought. I’m 25. Jesus.

I know it was just a typo, but after reading, “It takes longer for me shirts...” I read the rest of you comment in the voice of the Lucky Charms leprechaun.

What does it mean that they buy cheap toilet paper but expensive tissues?? What's the PATTERN?

We are literally watching the 24 hour news networks’ Jumping the Shark moment.

I’m black and I couldn’t agree with you less.

For you. Good luck.

Hundreds of kids WITH NO RECORDS had their lives destroyed!!! DESTROYED!!!!

I loooooooove the fact so many people are shocked and outraged at things they’ve heard and largely ignored from black people sine reconstruction. I think Dave Chapelle had a stand up bit about this very thing when I was in like middle school

Welp, I’m done for today. It’s time to begin the heavy drinking portion of the evening.