[backs away slowly]

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

If it means I can go 38 seconds without a commercial for either of the two I’m for it.

Can’t tell if real or joking... the internet has left me jaded.

Actually, his character in Young Guns(and Young Guns 2), Chavez y Chavez, is half Mexican and half-Native American.

No! That’s German for “THE SCOTT. THE!”

Ohh I got you I thought you were just asking about the name. Yeah I thought that was weird too

then why didn’t they just get Emma Stone?

Off topic a bit: Gawd, I love Laurence Fishburne. He’s so good, and he’s been quietly killing it in the last few years. He inhabits these characters with such nuance, that I actually picture a slightly different person each time. The only other person doing that for me right now is Gillian Anderson.

Black-ish:…

How I imagine this pilot is going to go down.

It’s off point, but I still can’t believe the Chiefs haven’t had a wide receiver catch a touchdown since 2013. It’s mind boggling in today’s pass-oriented NFL.

Unless the Texans can make a good quarterback turnip, they're going to keep getting beet.

Unpopular Opinion: What Rannazzisi did was creepy (and likely indicative of a mental illness of some sort) but what Davidson did was pretty harsh.

My favorite Effie Brown story:

Look I will totally support black actors, but the show still has to be GOOD. Having black people is not enough - this is why I refuse to watch Soul Plane.

[Citation Needed]

Azarenka is the only one with a real chance to stop her. She’s playing like a number 1 again, and she has a big enough ego to not give a shit about Serena’s making history. That will at least be an interesting match. If Serena plays her best, she will still win, but she’ll have to step it up.

I wouldn’t say they’re “officially designated”, but they are widely regarded as the safest parts to spectate from. A good marshal will be able to point these out, but when you are dealing with huge groups, it’s inevitable that people will flip the bird at what’s recommended.