I'm writing a treatment up for a buddy comedy of this lady and the lady who drank all the cognac instead of giving it to the TSA RIGHT NOW!

Only sold 6 million? Square Enix would probably call that a failure.

*packs bags*

I respect Shonda Rhimes as a writer and a producer but I must say that I’m completely turned off by Scandal now. It was once my favorite show but Olitz has overstayed its welcome for me. I’m not sure how I feel about seeing a successful black woman having a toxic on again/off again relationship with a dysfunctional…

The ghost-sex season was so fucked up. I’m debating carrying on with Scandal because Olivia keeps making bad decisions and not picking Jake over the asshat. HTGAWM is only on season two, so I’m still with that one.

They just HAD to use the phrase “baby girl”

Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.

In sprint, height is usually a disadvantage, because coming out of the blocks, a taller runner is usually slower to take those initial strides after the block where you build up your speed. Also, taller runners tend to get too much “airtime”, meaning that instead of moving on a horizontal plane, they end up jumping up…

I think, as complete specualation, that despite being in the lead going in to that last 10 meters, Gaitlin just lost concentration as Bolt was still in the line with him instead of having blown clear past him, causing him to hesitate at the crucial moment. It’s one of the fascinating parts of the 100 meters for me, as…

I spit my coffee everywhere.

Exactly what I was thinking but unable to articulate.

If you look up ‘basic bitch’ in the urban dictionary, this is the picture. Her Uggs are probably on the floor.

The final SNL episode that Hartman and Farley were in as cast mates, had the last shot of them hugging each other and waving goodbye to the camera. Within less than a year of that episode airing, they were both dead. Tragic...

Wait, what? That’s what that bit about the illegitimate daughter meant right before dude got shanked? Jesus.

I think because both ladies survived he thinks he did awesome.