My main problem with MoS is exactly the characterization. I can stand bad plot if I like the characters.

Sure, your ass is nice now. Wait until that that shit drops in 20 years. Then your fitness column go bye-bye and you have Normal Ass Syndrome like the rest of the mortals. I'll be over here...

I just can't bring myself to spell things incorrectly.

It isn't that you're racist. It's that you are supporting a racist against the other owners' contractual right to force him to sell the team.

Not joking when I say that I don't know how I'm going to break this to my Nana.

These are the "origin stories," including the already-confirmed Boba Fett project.

Wow, you are right. It's Chekhov's shovel! This really is a triumph of a film.

During a press conference, police reported they have nothing to go on.

Honestly I think a more "believable-but-still-sad" ending would be him being "interrogated" by the CIA.

I thought Aladdin ended up a sultan-in-waiting at the end of his eponymous film. Shouldn't that mean he ends up an autocrat presiding over an oil-rich rentier state before running afoul of the US government and being demonized/deposed/invaded?

I much prefer films that were audacious and failed over films that are just limp and dull. Flash Gordon falls into the former. It's awesome because the production designers and costumers brought their A-game and everyone looks to be having a blast. I'd watch that 1,000 times over. It's very rare that crazy people are…

They were just using the wrong music.

Still more women than Star Wars!

How sad is it that I knew most of this? Thank you, Starlog!

My gut reaction is that someone panicked after seeing all the bad press and ran to Lupita's agent and offered a role they haven't even written yet.

There is absolutely, positively no way that a single word on that website is true. At all. There is no way that the other day's casting announcement would have missed the chance to include the words "2014 Best Supporting Actress Lupita N'yongo." And Disney/Lucasfilm have already said that the Expanded Universe is…

The First Amendment has zero bearing on anything except the government. How do so few Americans actually seem to know their rights?

Freedom of speech does not protect people from being fired by companies that decide an individual don't stand for the things they stand for.