Yeah, I remember the moment when it dawned on me that the real story of Lot was that he offered up his two young daughters to be raped by a frenzied mob and that this was why God decided he alone was moral enough to save. Then his wife looked back as the only home shed ever known was destroyed in fire and brimstone…

He sent a rainbow of lies!

Blame? Please, left-handed is better!

I think he kept it old school with good old fashioned child molestation

I'm going to be really disappointed in this movie if that dog survives by jumping into a maintenance exit in a freeway tunnel.

LOLOLOLOL OK. Just keep going on and ignoring the fact that upholding bullshit standards for men does the entire male gender a disservice. Yup, just keep brushing aside the fact that a highly respected male journalist laid out exactly why men should receive and take paid parental leave. Whatever helps you sleep (and…

Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!

Woah dude! Is this real life, or this a mindquake?

That was the whitest bullshit I have ever seen.

White tears gif party: STAT!

they had a live action version as well, that was more Kurosawa, but still with the same great bottle lifting movement

The bell and the canon - damn!

"Thanks for remembering"..how many celebs live in fear of one day uttering those words..

I've seen comments on youtube with more substance.

My pen pal Paula Deen would like to know more about this "frequency of usage" defense of which you speak.

Hey, all! Thanks for the correction! I'm so sorry—I definitely didn't mean to erase anyone's ethnicity or experiences. I clearly should have looked it up. I've actually never seen the show; I was just going by what the 12-year-old told me. (Now I will NEVER TRUST HER AGAIN.) It was part of a much larger conversation…

*whispers* noooooooooooooo . … .. . … He's contracted for a trilogy lets just get this over with. I didn't think the Wolverine movies made that much money.

"Michael Green (who co-wrote Green Lantern) is rewriting the Prometheus 2 screenplay"

Also, is anyone still kind of laughing at Olsen and Taylor-Johnson playing siblings in this, and spouses in Godzilla? The Ultimate Marvel jokes write themselves.