... Great! $100 extra to scan QR codes! ... Wait, can't my smartphone already do this? Why would I need Kinect if this can be integrated into SmartGlass?

I think you've misunderstood me. I am well aware of the universe as it currently exists, but my point is that the comics have hundreds of potential characters for them to use. Not as people who have been active superhumans for years, but new heroes entering a changed world. So far we've had exactly nobody from the…

Well again, it should feel like a show that takes place in the Marvel U. I'm not sure how that's so contentious a statement. The movies manage to feel like they take place in the Marvel U (albeit a slightly skewed variant of it), and that sits perfectly well with my subjective expectations of what that is, so why…

Mom! I had a nightmare! See?!

Ugh, I feel like telling the commenters at Gawker that they're only allowed to discuss the subject if:

I went as Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.

Annie Bannana. Hands down.

BURPEES ARE OF THE DEVIL. *hisssssssss*

Cannot WAIT for the news item we get when that model pushes her thumbs through the Photoshop artist's eyeballs and whispers, "I want more life, fucker."

Fanboys:

LOL COD PLAYERS ARE IDIOTS BECAUSE THEY PLAY A POPULAR SHOOTING GAME INSTEAD OF ALL THE COOL INDIE GAMES I PLAY FROM THE STEAM SALE LOLOLOL

"These bitches are basic." -La Divine Comtesse

So I haven't had cable in years but was over at a friend's place when the Kardashian show came on. WTF did Kim do to her face?? It was so weird especially since she was heavily pregnant, and yet her face looked kind of frozen and smooth and not the kind of charmingly glowy, slightly puffy face that other pregnant…

Olivia Pope's giant wine glass can be the Scandal version of the strategically-placed laundry basket.

Kanye. Shaddap.

Much as I cringed and facepalmed, I'd like to think she learned her lesson. And she did apologize immediately (and it wasn't a fauxpology either).

I hope this means we're gonna see some sweet Booboo/Bingbing action. For all us Boobingers.

The theme to Sunshine always brings the feels.

I think that it is also extremely important to call attention to the horrifying history of colonization within Australia. It is important to consider these actions of blatant racism and cultural appropriation as a continued method of colonization, rooted in historical and present day horrors. We cannot forget the…