When are we going to be off Tales of do nothing bitches and the disappearing baby daddy’s advance money? Real talk get an associates degree, join the army, something.

Where are all these men who are NOT guilty of sexual harassment/assault that you’re defending?

“You can’t be offended because we choose to be offensive.”? What part of the game is that? Why are you defending something you claim you didn’t know anything about?

Yeah, the US government can’t start treating everybody they way it’s been treating black people since 1865. That’s some old bullshit.

I was driving home from the grocery store and a police car pulled up behind me.

First, are you seriously doing blow on camera whispering sweet nothings to not-your-wife? <Kevin Hart meme>

tl;dr white people will do anything for enough money. Yes?

Yeah, mayo ain’t food. That’s some shit white people invented because they get a kick out of making other cultures submit to their bizarre rituals. How I look buying a quart of Hellmans?

I don’t move on sidewalks

I hate this. Everyone, of all genders, myself included is thinking, exclusively, about sleeping with both/either of them but the marketing department is convinced that American audiences can’t handle *gasp! a white woman with a colored, Nigra male *clutches pearls.

“Jay Z wrote in 4:44 “I’m not the man I thought I was and I better be that man for my children.” The same is true for me.

Hideous rich asshole is also a perv? Huh.

What is it with racist white boys and their obsession with getting “fucked up the ass” by “niggers”? That’s like their go-to phrase.

*Black person writes searing memoir of being exonerated after a 30 year prison sentence then taking a cross-country journey of self-discovery and redemption

This is the other racist blonde cunt? Good to see she landed on her feet or something.

“White Settlement”? What’s the local high school’s mascot? Smallpox Blankets? A “Whites Only” Water Fountain? The cast of Blue Bloods?

If only I could pretend conservatives don’t exist but they have the annoying habit of trying to destroy my home planet.

Here’s the thing: the opponent’s position has been articulated since 1988: “Small government, cut taxes. Rinse, repeat”.

You don’t understand how TV works, huh?

Because male gaze!