How much of Jezebel’s audience do you expect to know that the guy on the right isn’t Vin Diesel?

Of course the actual terrorist are neither true Muslims nor particularly devout and are typically outwardly acclimated to life in the West. So, no they’re not going to be dressed like the guys in the movies.

I give up. I don’t get it. I’m a dope.

Just sit there and coast on your sexual appeal until you’re fabulously wealthy and your position is secure. Then after some other victimized person goes public you throw your two cents in. Why did I do that? Oh, yeah I’m not a

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Jennifer Murphy is the white person we’re trying to avoid when we say we say we don’t want to go to your damn karaoke party or pet adoption party or Breakfast at Tiffany’s themed cocktail brunch or whatever white people stuff you’re always dragging your one POC friend to .

She cosigns Fox New’s relentless assault on women’s health, racial justice, police reform and basic economic fairness but we’re supposed to care because she got treated like the (media) whore she got rich pretending to be? Nah.

“Crap! That guy stole my friends bike/set fire to a retirement home/stole the plans to the death star! Meh, Overwatch is out in like nine hours.”

What’s a “white riot”?

ONE Democrat? And he light-skinneded too? Step your game up, garbage people with a slightly center-left ideological bent.

They look like Justice League: Detroit.

“half-fermented bezoar”

Black guy - not even present when his young child accidentally climbs into an animal enclosure - criminal record published in 24 hours.

“But you guys, I am so totally committed to diversity! Seriously, all the characters on my show are white but we still hired a guy from Detroit. I mean, he’s white too but in college he bought drugs from some like super black people. Well, one of them was biracial but that still counts like 3/5ths or whatever.”

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Heifer can’t even comb her hair why would I trust her “blood-testing” company technology or whatever the fuck shit Goldman made up to juice the valuation.

I don’t buy games to mostly not enjoy the time I spend playing them. I blame the large publishers for bastardizing game development. That said, I find it hard to sympathize with a game studio that churns out mediocre, glitchy, meh-inducing games.

Wait, so the police that arrested a BLM activist just happens to be in the same county the DOJ determined displays a “... pattern of First and Fourth Amendment violations, excessive force and racial bias”? And we’re just supposed to believe he decided to traffick young girls inbetween BLM rallys? For real? Can we get…

TBH, I’m more bothered by her getting married at a slave camp and reminiscing about the good ol days of the “Antebellum” South to sell rompers and sun hats than a thoughtless comment about her butt.

Yeah, you’d have to get married at a slave camp or profit from nostalgia for life before the Civil War to be really racist. Oh, yeah.