TolkienNegro
TolkienNegro
TolkienNegro

I thought it was just me but I sat there like, “Really, the last half hour is the women staring wistfully while the men go out and actually do shit?”

Fixed.

Still makes more sense than driving down a mountain road at night with your headlights off.

Is it not clear by now that all bomb threats are exclusively A) drunk kids B) college students desparate to postpone a scheduled examination or C) drunk college students pranking other drunk college students?

After literally an entire summer of unarmed black people being shot to death by police whose version of events is invariably contradicted by video/witness testimony you’re going accept at face value a ludicrous sounding story that the police have no way to corroborate because all lives matter?

You know Lena Dunham hasn’t heard the word no in her entire life.

What percentage of television shows are white people treating one another horrifically? I mean it doesn’t have to be Seventh Heaven, which, in light of what we know about that show’s star may not be a good comparison, but what the hell is the appeal of seeing/celebrating the worst in people? A constant parade of

She sounds like a failed Pentagon operation or the lamest robot from Pacific Rim.

“Shout out to my boss bitches wifein’ n!%%@$!”

We tried to tell y’all this heifer was developmentally disabled but y’all ain’t want to hear it. No pre-nup? Bitch, is you crazy?

“I got a white girl, everybody! Now am I relevant?”

Racism really does make you stupid.

Damn, is this because the NFL doesn’t want any attention brought to the concussion-induced encephalopathy that lead to his taking his own life?

Not the “Hey, I’m the cool black friend” look at :50. LOLZ.

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I suppose I’m a nihilist but unless that white person is already of a mind to be exposed to hard truths there’s really no point trying to educate them. I haven’t had to check any of my white friends in the 20 years I’ve known them. Conversely, once white folks talk that bullshit there’s no pulling them back from the

How about with a black who doesn’t beat his white wife? Allegedly.

Highest profile brother in the DC universe can’t have no equipment tho? js

I think comics are ready for a black woman with out the airiest, most flowing perm in the history of hair. She’s a quantum physicist or whatever she ain’t got time to be flat ironing her hair every morning.