TolkienNegro
TolkienNegro
TolkienNegro

IRL, white dudes can’t wait to hook up with a “hot Asian chick”. They’ll even marry one and have cute little Hapa kids before stamping out every last bit of their child’s asian heritage so that by the time their 18 they’re rushing Tri Delta at U of Colorado Boulder or some shit.

Did not even know she was Asian. I like her even more now.

I straight changed the channel when I saw that shit the first time. I was like “The fuck this got to do with Audrey Hepburn being white and genteel and shit?”

There’s no need to defend the casting choice. They made no pretense to cast a diverse movie. They should have just changed the character to Allison Lundgren and called it a day.

White people, God love you but you’re fucking exhausting. You really are.

Get thee out of the greys!

Answer: Literally White People.

Respectfully, what on god’s green earth are you talking about?

Also, who the actual fuck is this?

“Former Mayor of Baltimore” isn’t really something to hang your political hat on.

Her joy takes nothing from me and all but what does this person do? Like, she’s not quite pretty enough to be a model, not quite engaging enough to be an actress and not slutty enough to be diverting otherwise.

Aggressive, militarized policing is a feature not a bug. The Marines don’t dig wells; they destroy the enemy. Cops are no different.

You’re not helping. Freddie Gray wasn’t in a gunfight with cops like the 200 white guys in Waco. He wasn’t selling tainted drugs like every major pharmaceutical company. He wasn’t caught manipulating currency like all the major financial institutions were just caught doing. He was walking down the street. And now he’s

“High crime area” is a made up rationalization for racially profiling without having to mention race.

“Allison Ng”? Really? No Asian actresses in HAWAII?

If you’re not going to starve yourself before your wedding like a Real American then just buy a bigger dress.

Looks like she could borrow the bride’s wedding dress at least.

I love it. Any mention of “the Universe” in casual conversation saved me a lot of money in drinks while I was dating in my 20’s.

How the hell is that walking Hot Pocket a professional boxer? Was it Fan Night?