Dumbledore Nights? OMG, they are so good! I heard them at Coachella last year! Great taste in music, bro!

If you're white and work in marketing the word "slave" is not going to have any specific connotation. But who wants black people working in different industries?

Well, you'll lay there in silence... because your husband knocked you unconscious. With his fists.

Offensive to? People who like shooing unarmed people to death in broad daylight?

"Targeting!"

So what about all that BS Goddell said about Ray not being straight with him? Doesn't the NFL owe him some money now that he's essentially been exonerated? He's still a piece of shit but so is Goddell.

I bet he can't wait to hit the field. Or his fiancee. Whichevs.

So hot. ... What?

"Hey! Sorry about before. Here's a bag of feces."

"get the f—k on the sidewalk." so that's not "bully-ish" behavior when it comes from a white cop? One who immediately proceeds to shoot to death the target of his ire? Sounds legit.

What is it about white men and their ears that don't allow them to hear the bullshit that's coming out of their own mouths? You're taking a PRO-RAPE stance, my nigga. Not a good look.

Thanks for chiming in, entitled clueless white person.

Is the mutherfucker embarrassed at how shook he was over a jaywalker? What injuries? His pride? He looks like he ran up a flight of stairs.

Is her ass behind this plate of warm brie?

18 is an adult in the eyes of the law but that doesn't make them proof against being victimized by criminals. An 18 y/o from the UWS of Manhattan is different from an 18 y/o from Manhattan, Kansas. Regardless, this girl can't legally buy alcohol or rent a car on her own so expecting her to manage a violent trauma…

Was I just oblivious to all the women getting raped when I was in college or is there something going on with these frat dudebros? Like, I get it you're horny but how do you switch from visiting home for fall break to "Hey, that stranger has diminished capacity. Let's all sexually assault her."?

Sweet Florida Evans! I always wondered why there was no POC portal at Gawker Media. "These white folks don't tell me nothing."

But honestly, why would it occur the twentieth editor at THR in a row who was a privileged white suburbanite that whatever room they enter/story they write/ event they cover is invariably by, for and about other privileged white suburbanites?

An old Caucasian boss of mine said it best:

The purpose of Hollywood trade publications is to enable the editorial staff to hang out with their favorite celebrities during awards season. Nothing more.