This one?

I'd wear it forever.

Especially egregious when you consider that the inspirations for King Arthur probably date back to Roman times... and that the Romans actually brought over a diverse population of people to England.

About half a minute of searching on the internet would have told this tool that not all of history has been made by straight white men.

Men dictating the way that women clothe themselves always turns out well, doesn't it?

Or a woman could be wearing shorts in the summer just because the weather is fucking HOT. Guys in shorts isn't a come-on but women in shorts are, apparently, hitting on everyone.

Men aren't in control of themselves. Got it.

I'll take three.

These types of things should be considered valuable tools in the avoidance of ... well, tools.

Emasculation:

How do people NOT know these things before diving into the pool?

Aw, it's so cute. It's like they've been trapped in a fallout shelter since the 50s.

My father.

Wow. That... sucks. Guess I've got no reason to read that. It sounds like you may have however. Sorry, ouch.

It. Would. Be. Glorious!

Lol, I was just doing a nasty version of the "Tears in the Rain" speech from Bladerunner. Discordius used it first.

Bukkake on anime faces worn by grown men ... I watched people marry video games and hug pillows ... All those moments will be preserved in time ... because nothing escapes the internet. Time to hurl.

Not weaseling in. :)

It could work. My initial reaction was the same, but then I remembered how much I liked Sweeney Todd. I'm just going to assume the thing will be as dark as the movie version. There's no possible way to lighten it up without ruining it.

Eh, the only thing which remotely gave me the creeps like "Pan's Labyrinth" is "Strange Circus". It is not a fantasy but it's very dark and weird with a lot of nice visuals. I would also recommend "Suicide Circle" by the same director, Sion Sono. (It's called "Suicide Club" in the US, I think.)