Whoever does her makeup should be in charge of maintaining the goddamn Sistine Chapel.

I would look like I belonged on the set of Hee Haw if I tried to wear that.

I just realized this guy is my dream boyfriend. but I'll never have him

Between Mama June and Cosby the big celebrity scandals are too fucking real and depressing right now. I want a juicy but lighthearted celebrity scandal! Here are some suggestions:

I was wondering about the young women who had been on the Cosby show. If any of them come forward, I'll be horrified but not exactly surprised at this point.

My first thought was "I believe her." My second thought was "ugh, get ready for the deluge of 'well Janice Dickinson is an infamous self-promoter with a history of addiction and other mental health troubles so is she REALLY the most credible person? She's probably just trying to capitalize on Cosby-rape-mania to get…

That's what I was thinking! I've been waiting all this time to hear about the size of Mark's testicles!

I thought he was, and then multiple friends who've worked on sets with him revealed he's a bit of a rude, self-absorbed, classicist dick. Nothing secures my chastity belt faster.

Wow, nice piercing eyes on the two of them.

That's way too much cheekbones for one family. Their offspring will probably be a high elf who shall herald the return of the Eldar onto Middle-Earth.

"So we create leashing laws to help minimize the risk of harm, and we don't get to break the law just because we think it shouldn't apply to us."

Yeah, except the parks are actually for people, and dogs are supposed to be on leashes, unless it is a designated dog park.

Or even the adoption of about 500 shelter pets.

For comparison, that's 1000 sets of childhood vaccines. Or 5000 mosquito nets. Or a clean water project for 7000 people.

I love Saved!

Christian interpretation of Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

Also, I'll just leave this here:

You know, I was watching the trailer and thinking - "This isn't the worst I've seen. I mean as per usual the main guy looks like he's got a decade or more on his love interest but oh well..."

It's cool youth pastor hair! And deeply hideous